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Needed: Rebekhah

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Needed: Model. We have some issues, but don’t want to pay for a good fortune teller, so this is an open call for that girl in college who always wanted to read your palm at parties. Striped mesh, sequined sleeveless top, denim-on-paisley abortion-skirt… the stars say YES.

 

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Written by thomwoodley

January 10, 2011 at 3:59 pm

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Needed: Roxy

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Needed: Model. We are trying to capture an elusive look we can only describe as ‘living embodiment of one of those pop art paintings from the 1980s that you used to see in the lobbies of, like, insurance companies in office parks in places like Wilmington, Delaware, in, like, 1985’. If that’s you, bring a red pillowcase for your other look.

 

Written by thomwoodley

January 6, 2011 at 5:09 pm

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Needed: Rainna

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Needed: Model. We are looking for the finest hermaphrodite money can buy. Please have a smoking body that confuses us. If we see a bit of nipple, great. If we don’t know how we feel about that, even better. For your third look, we’ll probably just take you out back in the alley and let you do E, so bring your favorite titscarf.

 

Written by thomwoodley

January 3, 2011 at 4:43 pm

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Needed: Laurie

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Needed: Model. We’re searching far and wide for someone wide. If denim is on sale, wear enough of it to cover a sperm whale, please. And wear a wig. Or wear your hair to look like a wig. Think Mom, even if you personally don’t have a chance of becoming one.

 

Written by thomwoodley

December 13, 2010 at 4:10 pm

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Needed: Tranh

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Needed: Model. You know what your secret is? You’re glamorous. Even when backed against an alley wall by an encroaching mob of leather-jacketed gangsters in the early-1990s-kids-martial-arts movie you walked out of. Your other secret is that you were born a man.

 

Written by thomwoodley

December 7, 2010 at 5:52 pm

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Needed: Joe

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Needed: Model. We are looking for a fella who we will totally forget about even as we take your picture. Even your clothes try to sneak into the background. Be prepared to call us several times after our appointment looking for your prints; we won’t remember you then either.

 

Written by thomwoodley

December 6, 2010 at 3:53 pm

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Needed: Betsy

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Needed: Model. Well, aren’t you sweet? No, you’re a brazen ho-bag, no matter what your kindergarten smile or mom jeans held on by your little sister’s necklace say about you. If you must improvise a boa for your slut dress, please make sure it’s the feather duster that your mom uses to clean the ceiling fan.

 

Written by thomwoodley

December 2, 2010 at 10:03 pm

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